you done it
congration
What in God’s name is business casual
this bread tiny
yeast
it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.
some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house
age gap <= 5 years = assigned nemesis at birth
age gap > 5 years = maxed out parenting skill by college
Yeah but it’s like your Pokémon nemesis
I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this